Smelly bob

A tall man who hasn’t showered in a decade, he reeks of pure piss and shit and festers in his own stench all day long, his long greasy hair could oil a pan if he wringed it hard enough, he wears the same clothes everyday covered in shit and tea stain, his teeth are non existent and the few he has are black from all the asses he’s scranned in his day

Fuck me look over there it’s a smelly bob!

by CDEEZ81 October 12, 2023

bob

the best name to ever exist

james: “what’s your name?”
bob: “bob”

by OoglyBooglyThe2nd October 25, 2023

No Boner Bob

When someone named Bob comes over to your house to bang your hot wife and can’t maintain an erection and satisfy her or finish himself despite repeated attempts.

No boner Bob was quite disappointing. Watching Bob Ross would have been more pleasurable; at least it wasn’t Bob Koss.

by Kandlkiwi October 29, 2023

Bob

Typical american obese person. Bob is probably one of the most used names in the world. If your name Bob noone will take you seriously.

Girl: Hey did you see Bob?

Girl 2: Bob is such a boring guy.

Girl 1: Yeah hes just a typical fat person

by LeonIsAlpha November 1, 2023

Bob Haircut

That name for short hair haircut that only katie ladd uses. She often tries to convince others that it’s a legit term when it’s not

I wore a bob haircut in the french skit

by leapfrog29 November 5, 2023

No boner bob

When bob comes over to bang your hot wife and he can’t get a boner because he’s no fun.

No boner bob is lame. Only gets hard for Jesse.

by landkkiwi November 5, 2023

bob mortimer

A bob mortimer is a british drink often drank during the summertime. It is a cup of strong coffee or tea with a spoonful of baked beans (generally heinz, but it's dealer's choice really).

Ey up love, giz a bacon sarnie and a bob mortimer to go, ta

by The urban brit November 15, 2023