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Max Upright

An absolute fucking beast no question about it.
"Did you hear Max Upright has never fumbled a single bag?"

"Yes of course I heard that, everyone knows Max Upright stupid, hes like the coolest guy I know."
by Brepls May 3, 2023
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Someone with a huge dick with great leadership skills, can get any pussy he wants no matter what
Yo it’s Max hold on to your panties
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he is such a max
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someone with a monster truck cock and good in bed everyone goes hard when they see him
oh god I'm going hard because of max
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Max

A boy that is very confusing about his feelings. You have feelings for him but you don't want the feelings. No matter how hard you try you can't stop liking him. You are heartbroken that you have to go to different schools as him. You love him, but you can't tell if he loves you. He is popular, you are not. He flirts with other girls but when it's just the two of you he is kind. When you are alone you hug and get very close. You talk about your day. His strange friend that has a girlfriend in which she is a bitch. And she gets mad when her boyfriend flirts with you. He is very cute and nice. He is tearing you apart. You have daily traditions where he jumps over your head in gym class. You can't help but smile when you see him. You are sad it's summer since it means you won't see him and it's one year until you go to different schools as him.
That Max really knows how to confuse a girl.
by Crystalsafm June 11, 2018
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