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adams mic

a shit mic bought at the back of Popeyes used by fake muslims
guy #1: should we buy Adams mic
guy#2: no that mic is shit and sounds like a paper rustling in the back of an avalanche with a static tv and it makes your friends scream at you while there ears bleed
by guysimhere December 28, 2018
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Adam Slambien

A highly experimental, top secret, Beethoven's-the-Ninth dimensional drug;
In the form of an unassuming, but Eckspehnsiv purple pill: Initially It works exaxtly like its 3rd dimensional sleep-aid predecessor: Ambien.

However, the full effects occur during REM-sleep, where the subject immediately wakes. This begins the cycle of a raging, unstoppable urge to slam the nearest two flat objects together with great satisfaction; before moving on to the next two; all the while, frustratingly singing hits from by the flamboyant pop star: Adam Lambert.
George: Hey, Meno, *pauses for dramatic effect..* how did you sleep?

Meno: "AAAUGH!! THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT YOUR MOM'S NOT HOME!!!
*slams a Cher CD case into a wine cooler lid*
IM SICK OF LAYING DOWN ALONE!!"
*slams a flat-earth map into a regular earth map*

George: *Watches with a slightly bored expression* "Yep.

Must be on that Adam Slambien again.."
by Yagindust November 27, 2020
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Adam g

A white boy who could be gay and no one would know
He is popular and every girl has a crush on him
He is a dickhead who loves anime and video games
Sara: omg adam g. Is sooo cute but he is a dickhead, should I ask him out

Amy: no I'm going to ask him out, he wouldn't say yes to you anyways cause you don't like anime. But I do!
by Geekyshithead June 4, 2019
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Adam Payne

Adam Payne is a bit of a pain as the name suggests🙈🙈 Adam P is someone you can rely on always, they’ll give you the best hugs & advice, plus they’ll always tell you when to close that door hehehe. Adam P hair is always so stylish and is basically Gok Wans Gok Wan Xoxogossipgirl
Oh who’s that’s guy in the gym?

That busty sexy tanned big pecked god, oh that’s just Adam Payne!
by Adam Payne November 22, 2021
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Adam

your number one hater.Will try and bring you down on any victory, big or small you achieve and will try to sabatage any future ones aswell.
Person 1:"I aced my math test today"
Person 2:"You suck i aced 5 math tests kys"
Person 1:"Stop being such an Adam"
by Beno1t November 3, 2023
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Adam Tobin

~ An average height man
~ Overly confident and slightly cocky
~ Thinks he is the shit
~ Fantisizes over the idea that he looks like bradley cooper
~ Fairweather fan
Women 1:Who is that guy over there, he looks like bradley cooper?...
Women 2:No that is just Adam Tobin.
Women 1:oh, ok.
by Thug Bob July 18, 2011
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Adam

YO ADAM IS SO GAY
Adam: “I’m straight
Guy 1: “Yeah straight up gay.”
by LeahLia14 January 14, 2022
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