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Michael

Michael's with Mckone as the last name are usually comic book writers; unless is a bloke from Seascale then he got a big dick
Person: is that the Michael that's a Mckone that does comic art.

God: no it's he got a big dick
by imakone April 30, 2019
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Michael and Mercedes

A boy and his fine girl who happens to be named after a luxurious automobile. He constantly comments on her gorgeous bumper and fabulous headlights, and she comments on his masculine figure and sense of humor. Together they are unbelievably perfect for each other.
Michael and Mercedes were out at a concert when Michael saved his beautiful lady from almost getting hit by some kid in a mosh pit in order to sustain her miraculous paint job.
by mnasty24 June 29, 2013
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Jackson Michael Bluestone

Jackson Michael Bluestone- OH MY GOD MY HOSUE IS BURNIGN DOWN HOLY SHIT
by anonymous June 7, 2023
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Michael

Michael is a sexy ass nigga with a horse cock usually pulls all the bitches and milfs too typically has a son named jailan and the savior of our world
Michael is our savior
by Youraveragehotguy1 November 25, 2021
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Michael

Michael is a boy or non-boy or pet that loves to have Doritos. For a snack or a meal, Michael will eat Doritos gleefully. Michaels love to share Doritos with babes and studs. Michaels love to be gifted Doritos in the holiday.
Customer: I’ll have 2 Doritos please. I will give one to my Michael.

Clerk: Michael will love this gift! Paper or plastic?
by Mycool1892 November 23, 2021
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Michael Abuse

This is abuse against Michaels and is highly discriminative
by DonteatmushroomsILK July 13, 2022
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Michael

Michael is emotionally under developed. Most likely caused by his obsessive over bearing mother. Do not hope you are his girl as Michael will never commit to a relationship, he gets off on women in tears and loves to keep them hanging on a line for years, eventually sending them crazy. Michael thinks women are for sex and for his benefit only. When he is bored he will get he is mum & dad to break it off so he can move on to a new woman without a care in the world. If you find a Michael RUN..
Is that baby sucking mummies boob still, it's 40.
It's such a Michael.
by Some Aussie Chick May 1, 2022
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