Micheal is a term used to describe a man with a unusual large penis. Micheal's usally cheat and leave you with only unsatisfied sex desires, and depression. They also typically only think about themselves resulting in you getting hurt, in the short sence just stay away from Micheals
"I am so in love with Michael!" Says kenzie, "woah their friend Michaels are only good for their big penises nothing else! Stay away from Micheals!" Says Lilly.
by Bigballswoman November 20, 2022
Get the Michael mug.Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
Examples:
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
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