Tom completely knocked someone out with the ole Jack’s Hard Lemonade from the rooftop at Mardis Gras.
by Infinity gauntlet May 05, 2019
by Tiddys October 07, 2020
One of the most annoying things ever. You forget to go to bed, and all of a sudden your bladder is rock hard, and when you go to the bathroom it takes like 2 minutes to take a piss.
In the darkly lit room, John tried to ignore the fact he was too tired to lift his body to urinate.
So John slept the night, his eyes weary right, and in the morning “Gosh damnit, I got hard bladder!”
So John slept the night, his eyes weary right, and in the morning “Gosh damnit, I got hard bladder!”
by SuperKamptiA May 08, 2023
A man who not only works hard on himself but works hard for others. All this work pays off in him being the cutest little guy.
by BennyBoyBennyBoy November 10, 2022
When you're shittting on the toilet with a boner and your pee sprays up between the seat and the base of the toilet to either go on your pants or make a puddle on the floor.
Haha Peter must have hard mist sprayed look at the piss stain on his ass!
Son- "I think the toilets leaking from the bottom"
Dad- "no son, your hard mist spray created a puddle"
Son- "I think the toilets leaking from the bottom"
Dad- "no son, your hard mist spray created a puddle"
by Chapychoo November 29, 2017
We have all caught ourselves at some stage throughout our lives where we've stood back for a second and realised that we're cookin it hard. This isnt a good nor bad thing and the sight of someone cookin it hard is impossible to miss, although it is rare for one to be seen cookin it hard out in public - unless there is something they really need to do..such as sort out Centrelink or to get a pay safe card...
Person 1: oi man you're cookin it hard in here ay, u been out here in the shed for bout 7 hours I was starting to talk to myself ...
Person 2: fixin me bike man it's nearly done just this bits fucked I gotta boa bla bla...
Person 2: fixin me bike man it's nearly done just this bits fucked I gotta boa bla bla...
by Qwepperz4lyf September 17, 2017