by M3G4M4R7 October 28, 2017
Get the alien cookiesmug. by k0r3an July 15, 2025
Get the pitaya dragon cookiemug. by hydrangeacookie January 22, 2023
Get the lotus dragon cookiemug. by big kap May 18, 2020
Get the cookie no crackermug. by SlamYourGramma June 9, 2009
Get the Eatin' Cookiesmug. The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
by bonanzapanda February 28, 2020
Get the Cookie Paradoxmug. Avi cookie always has the warmest cookies 🥵sucking his cookies is always a good time. He's toasty, butter, and his chocolates are nice and melty 🔥.
by avicookielicker April 6, 2024
Get the avi cookiemug.