salesman's term used when selling a house that needs a lot of work in a rapidly gentrifying neighborhood.
by Beech Bum. June 19, 2016
Get the post war italy designmug. A war that takes place on the internet that should not be taken seriously, for the whole joke. See Pewdiepie vs T Series
by f uck ypu July 29, 2021
Get the internet warmug. A MMORPG about wars in space. Based on an hourly production point system, you can upgrade your buildings and conquer new planets. You can raise a fleet and ally friends.
Kemphor is so gay, he's my ally and he needs help but I'll take over his planet when I send ships over there! I am t3h 1337.
by Dan November 4, 2003
Get the astro warsmug. by PoopyNameClassyOrderSus November 21, 2021
Get the Star Warsmug. The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?
"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"
by Emperor Joseph II November 19, 2017
Get the The Great Cock War of 2017mug. When a group of desperate lads all fight/race for the chance to sit by a specific beautiful girl. Usually they will dangle her in front of their friends and flirt with her to irritate them if and when they win.
by megaboom26 October 13, 2016
Get the seat warsmug. An ice cream truck vendor, who refused to give up their route to someone else. Hence an actual war broke out.
In the ice cream wars, the vendors would run each off the road, and try to kill as many of their competitors as they could.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 29, 2019
Get the ice cream warsmug.