Special Breakfast is a cuddle puddle consisting of two or more horizontal persons and at least one kitten. The kitten should be positioned on the top of the lounging bodies. Special Breakfast is a waking activity and as such should only be enjoyed after an extended period of rest. If a cuddle puddle in fact leads to sexy time the kitten(s) should be removed from the puddle and made to saunter a distance of 10 paces before sexy time can commence. The kitten will likely stare at the rithing naked bodies in disgust.
by Y2Kazam December 14, 2013
Get the special breakfastmug. when your dog shits on your bed, steps in it, runs it around the room, and smears it all over the walls out of spite because you left them alone.
by poopydoo2 June 18, 2019
Get the scooby specialmug. A female patient is in the dentist's office, and your dental hygienist is a very hefty older man and he begins to clean out your mouth with whale sperm, resulting in a half whale half human baby with a severely enlarged left testicle and unsually wide anal gap, in which a baseball bat was suitable for pleasure.
I was looking forward to getting rid of my bad breath germs, but i ended up recieving an oral doctor special.
by Derrick Is Da Man June 15, 2009
Get the Oral Doctor Specialmug. The act of lathering your boyfriend in nice warm Kraft Mac n cheese and than shoving 6 chicken nuggets up his anal cavity and force feeding them to him and licking the Mac n cheese sauce off of his penis
by D. Wagner October 16, 2025
Get the The Rocket Specialmug. A special concoction of two types of soda - Mountain Dew & Dr. Pepper - The mixture is typically 60% Dr. Pepper and 40% Mountain Dew. The drink was created in a small town in Minnesota by a high schooler with the nickname "Luker" and he would later coin the name of the drink "Special Drink". It has a distinct pungent smell and a very sugary flavor.
by LukerFan March 20, 2024
Get the Special Drinkmug. A sexual act in which one inserts himself in an obese Latina woman (torta) who is menstruating. Upon pulling out the bloody member, he sprinkles tahin on the tip and proceeds to urinate on the aforementioned torta. He finishes the act by slapping the bloody member on her forehead and proclaiming “Michelada whey”
The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
Person 1: Man, that torta over there is looking fine. I wish she wasn’t on her period.
Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special
Person 3: My name Jeff
Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special
Person 3: My name Jeff
by TortaPounder April 20, 2025
Get the Michelada Specialmug. Where they nerf a champion, nerf it again, nerf the item & then leave the nerfed champion untouched with no compensation buffs.
by Féy June 1, 2018
Get the The Riot specialmug.