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Retardism

A religion much like Buddism, however, where Buddism practices sitting very still to meditate, Retardism practices sitting very still so not to hurt themselves. To be a retardist takes an unfathomable amount of devotion and is reserved for the utmost idiotic.
"I've honestly never seen someone with such a lack of common sense"

"I'm pretty sure he's a retardist, he practices retardism"
by Mangek August 15, 2022
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palestine retard

A Palestine Retard is a dirty little leftie who can generally be spotted from a mile away. Common characteristics include emo, shaved head, vegan and general of a dirty retard appearance. In rare cases they may be attempting to masterbate to pictures of dead fishes in the Norwegian outback.

These dirty little hamas sympathisers are of completely braindead and deserve to be brutally molested by a pack of hobnobs
"Oh look callum, there is that fat smelly nig wanking palestine retard"
by John niglington December 27, 2024
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retarded red neck

“emma been kissin her cousins. now that’s what i call a retarded red neck!” 🤣
by mr.sean m August 30, 2019
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Retarded Gabor

Being a retarded gabor is when you think the n word, is just like any other word. Then say it nonchalantly
God damn retarded gabor, he said it again
by VipexTM May 27, 2022
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Retard

A medical word for “mentally ill” that has caused several fights and one known school shooting.
Karen: how is he?
Doctor: well, after our examination, I’m afraid he tested as retarded.
Karen: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Doctor: he tested as mentally ill, or retarded.
Karen 2.0: YOU DARE CALL A HELPLESS LITTLE BOY THAT WORD? I DEMAND TO SEE YOUR MANAGER!!!
by InjuredPotato January 13, 2020
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social retard

A person who is past 17 years of age and is still virgin
If you are Steve carrell in the movie the 40 year old virgin, you are the epitome of a social retard, at least in North America?
by Sexydimma February 4, 2013
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Retard

what my mom calls me
mom: YOU WERE A MISTAKE
me: i was? im sorry
mom: YOUR A FUCKING RETARD
by help.me.plz. September 21, 2022
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