Skip to main content

Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD)

The trauma caused by a consistent over-indulgent relationship with ‘the sesh’. Commonly experienced post-festival or after a particularly heavy weekend of drug based debauchery.
Pretty sure I’ve got Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) after boshing through those 3 for a £100 bags last weekend
by Bristol2222 January 11, 2023
mugGet the Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) mug.

Shit post

Shit post is a group line in Thailand shit post is a private group line that’s using for posting a YouTube video to watching with out advertisements. Thank you for reading
Today I’m gonna post this Video in shit post
by S_P_G February 25, 2021
mugGet the Shit post mug.

Post zip drip

No matter how many times you shake your penis when you put it away and zip up the last drip comes out leaving a wet crotch stain mark.
Matlock: Elton what happened to you? What’s with the water on your pants?

Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.
by highyieldjoe July 18, 2023
mugGet the Post zip drip mug.

Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY

Unlike POST-NUT CLARITY, which generally results in productive enhancements in cognitive function and sudden insights, POST-NUT DOUCHEBAGGERY (PND) has a pre-copulatory and pre-copulatory phase:

The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.

In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.
I hit it with Brock last night and it was all good, now this morning he is being a raging cunt to me. Dude suffers from wicked Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY...
by Violetly N January 9, 2023
mugGet the Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY mug.
A day on August 24th where you post on your social media who you want
James: Today's national post who you want day, i'm gonna post Elise.
Elise: *see's post
*Elise and james starts dating a week later
by UndercoverMademan August 9, 2019
mugGet the national post who you want day mug.

Drop posting

When someone shares a post or their website , video or social media accounts without giving any content or dialogue on the post.
Please be sure to add dialogue to your post. We do not allow drop posting.
by Green787 May 23, 2019
mugGet the Drop posting mug.
testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

is when your testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount
im testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount
by Timothy Dogan May 3, 2025
mugGet the testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email