ninja

i wan to be a NINJA reeeeeeeeeeeeee

ninjas r cool

by wHY U BuLly Mee June 4, 2019

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Ninja of Darkness

A master hacker who often bends space and time just because he is bored. He is able to summon his thirty-four black belts at will from anywhere in the universe, doing so by slipping them through wormholes from his hacker yacht at his hacker island. He is a little bit lumpy at times, but that is only a side-effect of his undigested metal pipes that he slips down his throat while hacking to keep him focused.

"Did the Ninja of Darkness totally just slurp down a metal pipe in front of the Moderators?"
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."

by zimbabwezaibatsu April 25, 2023

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Ninja

A twitch streamer who plays fornite very good.

Kid: Mom im playing with Ninja
Ninja: (* laughs* )

by elcúbicocubícocubicó September 22, 2018

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Ninja

He is the best squeaker ever for those clapped 9 year old mother fucking normies who still think Ali-A is a good meme

When you watch Ninja you always get the best 9 year old cringyness

9 year old Carl: “ Yo yo George you watch the best fortnite player ever”
9 year old George: “ Who’s that mush”
Carl: “ It’s Ninja”
George: “ Innit he is the best

by 90percentbiggay April 3, 2019

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ninja turtle

when someone opens up to their fear or tells a deep story about themselves, but is interrupted by someone who says something unnecessary or asks some nonsense. the phenomenon is called beeing "ninja turtled"

"I told my deepest fears but was interrupted by an ninja turtle"

by Merihaka July 29, 2021

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