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Meat Knocker

N. A type of prostitute that is known for pleasuring her clients by slapping her massively bosoms against their erect penis.
"I gotta find me a meat knocker... there's nothing else like it."
"I think I saw some downtown last week"
by Our_Benefactors November 21, 2009
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Mixed Meat

Biggest cunts in Westminster, MD. No one likes them except the other half breeds and the white trash sluts that live in the trailer parks. They think theyre great at everything even though they often get cut from the sports teams and get arrested for trying to rob other drug dealers. They always end up fighting each other over whose dick is bigger or whose better at NBA 2k. All they do is talk themselves up when everyone really knows theyre going nowhere in life. No one would really noticed if they died and no one would really care.
Person 1: Who are those black kids?

Person 2: Thats 'Mixed Meat'

Person 1: Why are they acting so stupid?

Person 1: No idea.
by I Hate Mixed Meatt April 23, 2011
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Deer Meat

Shae thinks she is a 5 star chick but she is a duck or she is deer meat.
by G.Coe JR June 12, 2010
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processed meat

Oral gratification of a man's genitalia. Getting Head. Receiving a blowjob.
I was in the back room gettin some processed meat by this one bitch.

She's hella good, she'll process yo meat my nigguh.
by stray bullitts January 16, 2009
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tit meat

The fat attached to the pectorial muscle on a female.
That chick has some awesome tit meat, I would grill that shit.
by annabilism June 18, 2014
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Meat Job

Completely generic human being. Someone who lacks any real character or traits worth possessing. Listens to whatever band was popular that week and doesn't have real conversations. They are inferior to a real person in every social and mental way.
Wow. They should really take these Meat Jobs and chop them into soylent green. Thats the only use for them i can come up with at the moment.
by Merlin122 October 23, 2004
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Lay The Meat

Getting super faded while being super sweaty, having a chick pick u up at the house, then proceeding to feed her your stinky, sweaty cock, aka LAY THE MEAT
guy 1: dude, that chick came and picked me up after we walked all drunk from daves house

guy 2: did u "Lay The Meat"

guy 1: totally layed the meat son

Guy 2: awwww ya
by king pork sword January 27, 2011
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