A man that enjoys his significant other funneling a tube down his mouth while she shits and piss and cums down the tube while he watches the hit tv show "full house"
by Skinnytopbottom July 30, 2021
by CombineTheElite March 04, 2022
An extremely serious condition in which a mans dick turns a brownish/purple color. This results from possibly poop dick, dirty anal sex, Taco Bell, etc.
Synonyms: roast beef dick, poop dick, poop cock, when your dick gets sunburnt.
Synonyms: roast beef dick, poop dick, poop cock, when your dick gets sunburnt.
Hey, Mr. Taymen! Holy fucking shit, you’ve got a beef dick! (Mr. Taymen is a very large man)
Holy shit, how’d you get a hold of that beef dick?!
I can see your beef dick through your pants Mr. Taymen!
Holy shit, how’d you get a hold of that beef dick?!
I can see your beef dick through your pants Mr. Taymen!
by Piss House March 29, 2022
The kind of boy you meat and know it’s not time to date them yet, but let them marinate for a few years before digging in
Caitlin: What do you even see in him?
Sarah: He’s a nice piece of cheap beef, he’ll turn out alright.
Sarah: He’s a nice piece of cheap beef, he’ll turn out alright.
by ripplewaters January 21, 2023
The kind of guy who is a bit tough right now but who you know will be perfect and tender after marinating for a few years. Usually need to grow up and experience more life before settling down. He isn’t what you thought you wanted but he’s exactly what you need, and right in front of you.
by ripplewaters January 21, 2023
by untitled1234678987654 March 22, 2008
Colloquialism for penis.
When she pulled down my pants and saw my boxer beef in all its glory, she knew she had to have a taste. dickcockknobnob
by Snedge Dov February 04, 2016