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Adam Salisbury

Adam Salisbury has had in incredible life. Grew up in the United States, with nothing to complain about. Adam was a Missionary for his church, grad of BYU, has built a successful career & is moving forward in life. However, the most significant impact on his life derives from the one and only; Jimmer Fredette. Jimmer & Adam were INSEPARABLE. They were the BEST dynamic duo Utah has ever seen! Everything was going great, he felt on top of the world! However, the week of February 10-14th, Adam Salisbury was invited to a meeting with Ryan from to discuss initiatives going on in 2020. He had a choice that would affect the rest of his life; with 2 paths. Path 1: Take a meeting with Ryan & overcome the data challenges. Ryan listens to Adam, & they find a great solution. He gets promoted, recognized, & is loved by USANA. Jimmer (his best friend ever), congratulates him and their legacy continues to grow & he becomes the happiest man ever! Path 2: Adam declines the meeting, does not solve USANA's BI challenges, & finds out that he does not get recognized by USANA. But worst of all, Jimmer is disappointed in Adam. Jimmer would WANT Adam to take any open opportunity & shoot his shot because that's what Jimmer would do! Jimmer would Adam to take a meeting with Ryan! Adam & Jimmer's friendship fades away after he declines the meeting. Adam has a choice, To take the meeting with Ryan and fulfill his destiny, or decline it and part ways with Jimmer... Forever.
"Adam Salisbury & Jimmer Fredette are both best friends, but become even more powerful friends with Informatica."
by Ogneff23 February 6, 2020
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Adam’s Hoes

A very long line of naturally beautiful and thick perfect master race Aryan blue eyes with a few black beauties in there as well.
“Wow Adam’s hoes sure do know how to please him”

Oh no Adam’s hoes rabid, cover your dicks!!”
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Adams

Do not trust this wanker. Any name that is plural does not deserve your time. The ‘S’ in Adams means he’s a slithering snake. SssssSssssssSsss
Dude that douche, Adams.
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Adam

A person who chews with their mouth open at the dinner table even after everyone tells him to stop. He’s really annoying and sped
Did you see Adam in the halls?”
“Omg he’s so sped”
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Adam

guy who shits his pants while taking mid-terms and proceeds to brag about it
friend 1: oh man i just shit my pants
friend 2: you're such an adam!
by quirkeduporegano January 6, 2024
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Adam Sandler Fit

Named after the comedian who commonly wears this attire, the term may describe somebody wearing large cargo shorts and an oversized shirt.
Person 1: "look at Jerry, really got the Adam Sandler Fit today"
Person 2: "lmaooo true"
by Buddy_Trolley November 24, 2022
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