Person universe version 2

Person 1: h-h-hey
Person 2: GOOGOGGOOGAGOGOGAOGAAAAAA

In Person universe version 2, Person 2 is born. Person 1 learns his first words.

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ September 9, 2023

Pebis University

Pebis University a school for the brightest minds in the word... Just kidding it’s a school for the dumbest people imaginable. You got a 5 on your ACT or a 0.9 GPA perfect your eligible for a full ride scholarship! We also host some of the worst sports team in the country from football to tennis we got you covered only at Pebis University!

Oh so you got invited to Pebis University? Congratulations your stupid.

Mom Dad I got accepted to Pebis University! Oh son so it’s true you are a failure.

by FOLLOWEROFPEBIS October 11, 2020

the universe

a complex organism or empty space that could possibly be alive,
however it is not alive and is actually the sum of a complex single reality

it is also very possible that the universe himself can be considered a deity without it being in any humanoid form

the universe has almost countless things and persons within it

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

Universal core blackhole

The blackhole at the centre of the universe.

'Some say that The Big Bang was an explosion so massive that it tore one of the largest holes throughout space: A universal core blackhole, (aka. The Great Attractor)-located. at the centre of the universe and which has a gravitational pull so strong that all the galaxies orbit it.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022

West Virginia University

Also known as “WVU” by its students, who don’t know how to spell West Virginia, this alcoholic university is located in Morgantown, WV, and coincidentally its acceptance rate of 88% is around equal to the average IQ of one of its students. Nothing matters more to a Mountaineer than drinking beer, getting piss drunk, and then throwing those beer cans when something doesn’t go their way, which is normally in the form of a football or basketball loss to its archrival, Pitt. In fact, even the (former) basketball coach loves drinking, as ex-coach Bob Huggins was pulled over in Pennsylvania with a staggering .26 BAC. If you are looking for a safety school, or just really want to never be sober, WVU is perfect for you. Despite the high acceptance rate, rumor has it that you WILL be DNA tested to make sure you are related to around 3/4 of the student body, to keep the cousin-fucking tradition alive. The school is well known for its “eat shit Pitt” chants (they are only capable of stringing together 4 words at maximum), and their constant singing of Country Roads by John Denver, a song that is actually about WESTERN Virginia, and not West Virginia, but don’t tell that to a WVU fan because you will get fists swung at you. Students live for the Backyard Brawl, but will normally just drink on any occasion at any time of day. Can’t blame them, there isn’t much else to do in West Virginia besides leave. The last good thing that came out of WVU was Tavon Austin. That’s it.

Guy 1: “Dude what are you laughing at?”
Guy 2: “I let my 7 year old brother do my West Virginia University application and he fucking got in on scholarship”

by Kidnamedfinger13 December 23, 2024

birdball university

Place where birds go to ball up.

"Yo let's go to birdball university and cross up some blue jays" said the bird to his friend.

by A$APwayne6 March 9, 2017

Design your Universe

An amazing work of art released by Dutch Symphonic Metal band Epica in 2009.

Poser: I fucking LOVE Evanescence!
True metal fan: You've never heard Epica's "Design Your Universe", have you?
Poser: Who's Epica?
True metal fan: (Beats the shit out of the poser)

by IDontLikeJigaboos May 6, 2011