Best Welcome

Ejaculation onto someone as soon as they walk into a room. Done to be humiliating, implying that sexual activity with target would have been less satisfying than jerking ones self off.

Jim only gave his "best welcome" to a girl when she became too clingy.

by DecepticonZombie June 4, 2018

The best shag ever

Oliver Thomas mcComiskey

Karen 1: I had the best shag ever last night
Karen 2: no u didn't, that's Ollie. Stupid bitch

by Annahisgf May 17, 2020

best friend mario

Best Friend Mario is a meaning of having a best friend that would care about you and only likes you for your food. He is also a cat.

Hey best friend Mario. Kiss my ass.

by smh_mxa September 19, 2016

Best-hairdresser-itis

Someone who is really helpful but can't (or won't) help themselves.

From the saying "The best hairdresser will never receive the best haircut"

Alice: I'm tired of looking out for everyone when nobody looks out for me.
Bob: You've got a sore case of best-hairdresser-itis

by Coox1e May 15, 2025

Best friend

Someone you can be near death with, but still, somehow laugh.

*Two Best friends*
*One breaks his arm*
*The second starts laughing*
*Neither know why they are laughing*

by beanyyy May 2, 2022

The best

The best- Zayvion nigel Johnson

Zaytoven is the best

by Lipking June 26, 2022

Best trick

That one line evreyonr asks you to see if you wanna play skate

Poser: hey dude whats your best trick
Skater : i dont know like an inward heel or something

Poser: never mind you will beat me

by Skate14 September 18, 2015