by Miss_Johnston June 11, 2011
Get the Take him to town on a leashmug. It's what happens when you get out of a long hot shower, and your dog just so happens to lick your saggy asshole - and you turn your back of course since you are in utter disgust by the situation, but can't help being somewhat aroused.. So you turn around again and let your dog go to town.
After I got out of the shower I enjoyed not one, but two double-take runny red socks - and boy am I exhausted.
by WAUF March 31, 2008
Get the double-take runny red sockmug. Damn, that Chinese food is upsetting my stomach. I'm taking my talents to South Beach. Now, where's the nearest toilet?
by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 18, 2010
Get the Taking My Talents to South Beachmug. by ry 2 November 8, 2022
Get the national take your girlfriend to work daymug. Someone is beating you in a video game, sport, or some sort of competition and you ain't gonna lose without a fight.
by A_Person_Who_Plays_Games October 23, 2020
Get the ain't gonna take a beating lyin' downmug. something you'd say to a hideously ugly person or somebody who has insulted you...great come back line creates luaghs to people who are near anywhere.
a ugly girl starts making fun of people and gets to one person and he says "you make me want to take a shit", whole bus laughs and she is humiliated.
by Nightmares August 22, 2007
Get the you make me want to take a shitmug. Hey bob, do you want to play for our team? We don't have any good players.
<joins opposing team> Sorry, I'll be taking my talents to south beach.
<joins opposing team> Sorry, I'll be taking my talents to south beach.
by piximon July 10, 2010
Get the Taking My Talents to South Beachmug.