non-planking-push-up pussy

A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends

non-planking-push-up pussy is defined as someone skipping out on the 30 day push-up challenge

by CoachMacDaddie August 22, 2023

Hawaiian suck n push

When you're squatting on the hotel toilet sucking his dick while you squeeze out the pork and poi from last night's luau.

Was giving him the old hawaiian suck n push when my kids walked in, And I had to explain this is the only way mommy can poop.

by PseudAwesonym March 16, 2024

Gentleman's Push

It's a low and soft sound made by some males durning ogasm

John does gentleman's push every time he climax.

by ooglygoolyguy May 10, 2024

Keep it pushin pal

An passive aggressive, authoritative, informal way of telling someone to keep moving along, especially in a job setting where managing the flow of people is considered important.
E.g bouncers or security.

I’ve already told you 3 times - you’re not on the list. Now keep it pushin pal.

Area’s off limits. Move along, keep it pushin pal.

by 3ballmonster June 9, 2024

A thousand push up’s’

Someone promising somebody something that they think will happen, and if they break the promise. They need to do a thousand push ups.

-Created by Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) in Brooklyn 99

“Are you sure you could cut my hair nicely?”

“ A thousand push up’s’ ”

by UR COOCHIE BEAR 💗💗 June 12, 2024

A Group of Pill Pushers

What someone on Wheel of Fortune once guessed when the real answer was "A group of well-wishers".

Joe: "A group of pill pushers?"
*Audience Laughs*
Pat: "THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE, JOE!"

by Ideal Cetacean June 13, 2024

The wingman push

When your best friend stands directly behind you during intercourse and applies a firm, supportive push to your upper back, helping increase the torque, angle, and intensity of your stroke game. It’s the ultimate show of trust, teamwork, physics, and unspoken heath.

The Wingman Push- Because real friends don’t just hype you up—they apply downward force.

“I was taking down a bus, she was at least three hundie and started to gas out mid-stroke but then clay hit me with The Wingman Push. Man’s a real MVP.”

by KHORSH March 28, 2025