[Potato]

A short, round-ish person who is or acts adorable. (Also applies to babies)

"Aww Jessica is such a potato"

by WTFEWV854U5*SM7 0 December 10, 2016

Potato

Madison Taylor

Potato is my friend.

by The Potato Baron February 11, 2020

Potatoes

The love of my life

I love potatoes

by Hyugaqueen December 5, 2019

Potato

Potato is potato potato potato potato POTATO
Potato is good ok?

Potato is good ok?

Yes

by ABCPersonBOI February 13, 2019

Christmas Potato

A festive Potato

This christmas potato is very festive

by Windows Ben December 19, 2021

potato

A person who continues to fall for satire on the internet over and over again

The Onion: Bored Trump Spends Night Channel Surfing For New Shows To Cancel

MAGA: Our president won’t sleep until all the radical left wing evil liberal devil worshipping hateful monsters are silenced!! #Patriot

Anyone with more than 2 working brain cells: The potatoes are falling for the 🐂 💩 again

by anonymous September 23, 2025

Potato

a word in which dumb idiot girls call themselves, and then self diagnose themselves with depression and anxiety. I really want to hurt them

Idiot girl: omg I am a potato!
Any normal human being: oh my god will you shut your idiot mouth up before I carve your face off.

by Imsosohungry April 6, 2021