Straight up it’s blurt

When keith cruise scores a big billy boofter top bins

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by Gooser420Balls September 22, 2021

A straight faggot

A heterosexual person who has homosextual tendencies.

Hayden why are you acting like a straight faggot

by Dr.tevoooool March 8, 2020

Straight Fib

A phrase, which was introduced by the popular YouTuber Vlog Creations, which expresses the feeling that someone is fibbing. "Straight fib" is nerdy alternative to the modern phrase "straight cap."

"Nah, bro, that's straight fib."

by Wendell 6765103 February 20, 2022

straight as an einstein rosen bridge

straightest muthafucka in the omniverse but $20 is $20 man shit

perpatrator: dat nigga straight as an einstein rosen bridge
police officionado : damn straight

by swazz the drilla June 24, 2020

Straight

Something that all parents want there kids to be

Kid:mom I'm gay

Mom:oh I'm glad you happy

Kid:no mom I like women not men

Mom:oh I want you to be straight honey if you gay then get out my house.

by Fuckkk133 April 29, 2020

straight dike

A female who is not a lesbian, but could snatch a bitch if she wanted to. She can perform just as well as a male.

The straight dike Amanda just took Stacy away from Brad!

by Maddame Degradssi December 23, 2015

Bi-Straight

A person who is bi but prefers the people of the opposite sex

Max - hey John is John straight

Geoff - no he's Bi-Straight
Max - what is that
Geoff - it means that he's bi but he prefers women

by Bi-Straight guy May 27, 2022