facebook rapping

when a person is talking B.S about some one but not in person.

1.) Ew she ugly and she cant sing she needa cover her face up with a bag so no one can see her ugly face and who cares if im facebook rapping

2.)Man i wish her ugly booty would go sit her frisky butt down man she kill me how she gonna be so ugly it should be a crime just ew and yes this is facebook rapping cause i cant say nun of dis crap in person but i can talk it over internet

above was some examples and btw i dont facebook rap it was just examples

by MissBeautyDaOriginal August 20, 2011

Facebook Whisperer

One who can see through the facade of others' statuses, posts and comments on Facebook.

DB#1 - So what's up with you and Whatshername?

DB#2 - IDK, she seems cool and she's funny but always busts my balls if I don't post on her Wall for a day or two. Then she says she's only kidding. But me being the Facebook Whisperer and all, I know it's more than kidding.

DB#1 - She wants to fuck you.

by Total C game August 1, 2011

Facebook joustin

The art of befriending a juice and then adding her as a friend so you can "keep it real" when she is deported back to her country of origin.

Joe was Facebook Joustin instead of working!

by VIP Pancho September 8, 2010

3D facebook

In an age of eye blistering and then popping and then reblistering and then calis forming sight inpairment forms of technology even facebook (fecesbook) is not amune. 3D face book is talking to someone of the telephone while messaging them on facebook. The ultimate experince for the facebook enthusiast.

john: hey tony have you heard of 3D facebook??
tony: no

by Lesboss October 21, 2010

Facebook puppyball

A person who takes normal comments as his insults and fights back by swearing other people to make them look big and winning.

Jack: Crashed my car !!

Dan:Dude,don worry ! Get a new one :P
Jack:Oh your fucking Dad will get me ? STFU asshole !
Dan:I was jus kiddin man. Don't get pissed
Jack:Thats what you become when dickheads like you talk.
Dan:Jeez ! what a facebook puppyball.

by ed45gr December 3, 2011

Facebook Inspect

When the same action is taken as Facebook stalking, but you intentions are not sexually driven.

"I wonder how my little cousin is doing"
"are you gonna facebook stalk her?"
"gross dude, im just Facebook inspecting"

good ol' facebook inspect

by mrab September 12, 2012

nom de Facebook

A pseudonym you give yourself on Facebook so that you can avoid hearing from people from your past and/or maintain your professional image at work.

Bob Johnson’s nom de Facebook, Jim Boothe is working well for him. Sheila, his second ex-wife, hasn’t been able to find him online.

Mary has a high profile corporate law job. She developed a nom de Facebook so she can dish with her friends about Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus, as well as express her political views without worrying about repercussions at work.

by jayede June 28, 2010