Noun. What you call a woman after a man busts a nut on her face and immediately throws a handful of red and green sprinkles at her thus sticking to the semen icing.
Luckily the baking decorations were nearby so right when I shot a rope from her forehead to her chin I was able to turn the bitch into a Sprinkled Christmas Cookie.
by BuffaloDP December 21, 2022
by TACOCAT34 November 19, 2015
Cookie is so cute CoOkIe Is So CuTe COOKIE IS SO CUTTETTETETETETETETETEETTETETE
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Cookie is so cuteeee.I love you cookie Idc if I'm annoying 😋😋😋😋😋😼❤🙃🍑😼🍑💔💀🙄💀🙄❤✨🍑⚠🙏⚠💲💲⚠💲🍑😏❤😂🍑 omg help
Cookie is such a cute dog so try not.to die of cuteness
A female dog
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Cookie is so cuteeee.I love you cookie Idc if I'm annoying 😋😋😋😋😋😼❤🙃🍑😼🍑💔💀🙄💀🙄❤✨🍑⚠🙏⚠💲💲⚠💲🍑😏❤😂🍑 omg help
Cookie is such a cute dog so try not.to die of cuteness
A female dog
by Whyareyoulookingat August 20, 2023
A colloquialism to refer to lofthouse cookies or those really soft sugar cookies you can buy from the bakery section at the grocery store. Called such because they're not that good, but you end up eating them fast as hell like crack.
"Hey. I picked up some crack cookies from Food Lion. You want some?"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"
by LizardInACan April 13, 2022
by Harry Fischerman February 16, 2021
A hazing challenge where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If it breaks, they must eat the cookie.
Person 1: “Whoa, why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “Oh, we are making him run the Cookie Mile since he lost in fanstasy football.”
Person 2: “Oh, we are making him run the Cookie Mile since he lost in fanstasy football.”
by EpicPenisMuncher2001 December 05, 2023
A hazing event where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If the cookie breaks before the mile is finished, they must eat it.
Person 1: “Why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “We are making him run the cookie mile since he lost in fantasy football.”
Person 2: “We are making him run the cookie mile since he lost in fantasy football.”
by EpicPenisMuncher2001 December 05, 2023