Joe Biden

The worst person in planet earth

Dina: ew look who it is

Carla: were

Dina: omg he’s gonna kill the earth

Carla: OMFG ITS JOE BIDEN

Few weeks later: joe Biden found sniffing two girls hair.

by Rylie 😭 October 12, 2020

trader joes

When two gay guys fart in each others mouths and then make out.

Look at those dudes, they just did the trader joes.

by big man g June 10, 2009

Sleepy joe

An alcoholic drink with equal parts alcohol and Nyquil..

After a long day at work. Peter went home and made himself a sleepy joe. He intended to get drunk and forget his own name before passing out.

by FrankieV October 29, 2020

Joe Biden

a child sniffer

look its joe biden, the child sniffer 😩💅

by Kermit The Stripper 😍 June 15, 2021

Joe Biden

A dementia-ridden communist who plans on making wealthy tax payers buy everything for people who aren't willing to work for their own money.

Did you hear about Joe Biden's tax plan? Probably not you're too focused on how much dOnAlD tRuMp SuCkS.

by Dr.doof181 December 27, 2020

shoeless joe

Hardcore urban dictionary pimp. Does not seem to be able to comprehend that his definitions (or rather hilarious attempts at looking hard)don't make him look like a thugged out killer, but rather a weak loser who can't be a thug in reality and ergo pretends to be one through the anonomynity of the internet. Also seems to think that only gang-banging killas such as himself have the connections to buy a sack of trees, much less smoke them properly. Known to talk out of his ass (e.g. acting like a low rent teenage POF like him has actually handled a two thousand dollar gun before, and that tripping isn't even comparable to being high, constantly accusing people of 'never having smoked'.) Makes threats of violence he cannot possibly carry out against those who aren't fans of a couple of queer clowns who rap.

All the badasses I know go on Urban Dictionary to talk shit and make empty threats of violence against people who don't agree with them on music. Ooh I am so afraid Joe is going to hop on his bike and come get me. Too bad He's an illiterate teenage middle school dropout who 'don't need school' so the street signs will confuse the shit out of him and he'll end up in a ghetto and be robbed and stripped by some non-internet thugs.

by shoelessjoegothisassowned January 23, 2004

Joe Biden

A retarded guy that doesn’t do anything for this country because he doesn’t know how to talk

Joe Biden is a retarded piece of sh*t

by GayIsOkayButBidenisRetardes April 1, 2021