ghetto slumber party

A gathering of folk usually in under developed cities and locations with poor economies.. felandering in a consensual and yet erotic manner. They congregate in run down establishments such as old condemned apartment buildings, under bridges and inside of dumpsters. They partake in mutual penetration usually on top of dirty mattresses covered in the seminal fluids of stray animals. Ghetto slumber parties have a history of massively increasing your odds of illegitimate children and the contraction of STDs, as well as potentially getting your wallet stolen. Contraception is frowned upon.

Oh shit baby run down and get a bottle of liquor and some scratch offs at the packy store.. we were invited to a ghetto slumber party!

by Ghetto slumber party June 12, 2018

Ghetto faxing

To download a large document (5+ pages) then print the document. Then you take a shaker picture with your phone. You send each page one email at a time or one text at time.

Ugh my customer is ghetto faxing 200 pages in tax returns one page per email. 200 emails!!!

by Kcornfield May 26, 2018

ghetto props

The act of giving ironical respect to an 'uncool' person attempting to be 'hip' or 'down with the kids'

Newsreader: That song is really 'groovy'
Me: She gets mad ghetto props for that

by lost_rob March 10, 2007

Ghetto lottery

Getting your paycheck

Yeah it's Friday I won the ghetto lottery time to go get my check.

by Wayne M. May 30, 2024

Ghetto Udon

Ghetto Udon is a recipe (presumably american) made by blending pasta (preferrably spaghetti) into fine powder first, then mixing it with eggs to form a dough. Said dough must be formed into a (preferrably pizza sized) circle (to anger the old gods of italy even more and putting a curse on your whole family for the next 15 generations), then cut into thick slices resembling japanese udon noodles (thus making them all have different size, this is important). These are then boiled in hot water and topped with tomato sauce and cheese (or any other sauce of your choosing, you monster)

I was fucked up high and made ghetto udon for my homies on evening. Even my best and most toelerant homies got all "Momma Mia" and startet beating the crap out of me - they made me swear never to repeat that thing ever again.

by Wermutstropfer July 12, 2023

ghetto

nasir

me:nasir is ghetto
nasir: youre just a fan

by oopa loopa nasty October 16, 2020

Ghetto lunch

Having lunch together with loved ones, through not physically eating next to them.

Can we have ghetto lunch?

by Poogom July 1, 2018