Grasshopper riding unicycles

a grasshopper riding his unicycle

he is having fun, so shut up and watch his performance.

Guy 1: what is that
Guy 2: a grasshopper riding unicycles duhhh
Guy 1: but that's your girlfriend riding her bike-

by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 2, 2023

missouri boat ride

In IT: When you start a task but can't finish it because it triggers a deep stack of necessary supporting tasks; similar to shaving the yak.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.

"I was trying to install tensorflow with gpu support, but first I had to install cuda toolkit, but to do that I had to install conda for Windows, but to do that I had to install....." ... etc. "I understand, you got taken on a Missouri boat ride"

by joseywales1331_1 May 14, 2023

ride

hop on to a cock

damnn you can ride

by july 4th tree December 25, 2022

Ride Out

Ride out is a way to ask your friends if they wanna go to church.

AK: I’m finna “ride out” for mandem yall coming?

MG: Bet lemme put my black forces on.

by ABUHABUHABUHABUH January 13, 2023

Bucket ride

Bucket ride is lacking a brain.

Ally and Broden bucket ride.

by …….@.@.@… September 17, 2021

ride them z’s

to go to sleep.
other examples - hit the hay, turn it in, etc.

“aye, i’m about to ride them z’s, you sleep well!”

by toosii’s side October 9, 2021

chill ride

Sport bike rider definition of high speed riding through twisty canyons roads, country roads, and mountains roads. Not that gay ass high speed straight riding with your stretched motorcycle chicken stripped with honey mustard tires that you never take on a drag strip but ride around showing off all the wasted money you spent on heavy chrome wheels, custom paint job of sport teams and company logos, fat tire conversion, custom homo seat with anal probe, poser ass wannabe motorcyclist who never works on ride and race craft.

Z posted on FASB "idk… I’m just looking for a chill ride… nothing crazy lol"

by Triple Treat October 27, 2021