Sofa potato

Somebody who sits on the sofa all day and doesnt socialise

Theo is a sofa potato he doesnt do anything.

by Apache atack helicopter October 18, 2022

Porch Potato

A Mexican who sits on his porch and smokes weed.

Look at that porch potato smoking weed.

by BobsSaget November 12, 2022

electrocuted potato

An uncooked potato because you can't cook a potato by electrocuting it.

"This potato tastes raw."
"No, it's an electrocuted potato, and therefore it is cooked."

by a living homo sapiens sapiens November 12, 2022

Hot potato

1) A type of food.
2) A problem.
3) A playground game.

1) That potato is so hot!
2) Hope that crybaby gets that hot potato thats coming to him.
3) That bitch Hector got hot potato banned!

by i have a six inch cock November 14, 2022

couch potato cat

what you wish you were

couch potato cat is the cats meow

by Stupidity.I’m November 25, 2022

new potato

Someone who recently acquired great wealth. Usually a younger person who then spends it in extravagant and irresponsible ways. A new potato commonly has a very arrogant attitude and thinks they are way cooler than everyone else. Tends to have a very fragile ego

Look at that new potato over there in his Lambo. Walks around like he's the most important person around here. He doesn't even know how to drive it

by asdfy1234567890 August 26, 2022

Snatch potato

Adjective for someone with hairy moles on their labia.

Man I seen this chick naked and she had a huge snatch potato.

by Tooloo & Solo August 26, 2022