fetus brain

The most intelligent and attractive person ever. You’d definitely want to date them ;)

“Oh yeah, I wanna sleep with fetus brain”

by Erectiondetection;) October 29, 2019

Brain Hinman

Looks like a rat. Hair looks like a winter wonderland. Did I forget to say he looks like a rat.

“Look at that guy over there, he looks like a rat must be a Brain Hinman.”

by David likes Big Macs November 11, 2019

Latex for brains

A. stupid person so they must have Latex in their brain

B. that one person in your group of friends who HAS to be the "accident" their parents messed up on, but you'd be sad if they weren't around

C. Person in your group of friends who comes up with crazy ideas like those crazy condoms that sound like fun, but are really bad in the end

Tiffany: hey, wouldn't it be fun if we went skinny dipping in the lake on Christmas Eve?

Rachel: ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!? Latex for brains, that's one crazy-ass idea.....but I love you for it

by PazzySpazzy33 October 21, 2012

brain ded

A phase in life when you stay up till past bootycall o’clock with friends and start going insane to the point where you can cry about life and how you still a single Pringle in a world of 9 billion people then slowly recall into the darkness of sleep.

Me: *crying and eating a banana at the same time *

Friend: you brain ded?

by Karma-Lina February 26, 2018

Brain

Brain's are awesome! I wish everyone had one

that girl has no brain

by _PBJAM March 3, 2022

split braining

The action of thinking about two different subjects or ideas while attempting to communicate, usually resulting in communications failures.

Person A: I just hit a deer.

Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.

Person B: Was it a duck?

Person A: No, but I wish it was.

Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.

by Chuck80 December 6, 2011

Wet Paper Towel Brain

When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge

Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?

Student: Uhh...

Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?

Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.

Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.

by De Queen May 17, 2023