legs under the table

An ancient italian phrase developed to confuse chinese adversaries in gastronomic battle, particularly when said by men to women.

CF: Lunch?

IM: What time were you guys thinking? Legs under the table?
CF: Huh?

by a18n October 10, 2020

ape legs

The after effect when a girl doesn't shave all winter long then tries on 25% off shorts at Kohl's in preparation for Spring.

Heater broke the other night but bitch's ape legs got me warmer than a bear skin rug.

by Bjørn Skarsgård April 13, 2016

sheeps leg

A dry booger hanging out of your nostril.

My blind date was hot, but she had a sheeps leg poking out!

by Grrungy September 15, 2017

herpy leg

Some who starts things with other people, and hates on everyone and everything, expescually when you have something they don't or something better than them.

1.)Omg! Look at that herpy leg!
2.) Are they being herpy legs??

by Mia. S July 8, 2016

An Arm and a Leg

When one of your limbs is ripped painfully from your body and a group of 12 men, one by one, stick their dicks into the bleeding muscles of your torn off limb and fill it with cum. Eventually the limb will lose blood and discolour but will still be rock solid from the dried cum.

Damn I would've given an arm and a leg for that!

by Have a dick September 1, 2021

Put your tail between your legs

Looking for forgiveness when you don’t really care that much

Boy 1-“I shouldn’t have come here my mom said no”

Boy 2-“it’s fine! Just run back and put your tail between your legs when you get there”

Boy 1-“safe my drilla sound bruv”

by Hdhsusooxd Heha537828/!:!: May 27, 2019

Leg it

To leg it means to run or dash away. This phrase is most commonly used when escaping from something that would seemingly cause mischief or trouble to yourself.

"Oh no! Emma is coming! Leg it!"

by Inconsolable May 28, 2018