A series of laws from the book of Beil among which states that all good people should raise their standards and remember not to bone a skeletor, nor a chick that is too blubbery and that the only way that someone can get cancer is by way of SMOKESTACK.
"You don't want a chick that's too blubbery,
But you don't want to bone a skeletor"
~Craig 2:12, the Law of Beil
"You cannot grow a bean with a pencil
That is not how they grow in nature"
~Schimpf 15:16, the Law of Beil
"Urdle urdle urr"
~Schwam 12:1
"And so the prophet Benjamin and Kevin went outside and threw eggs at one another and Kevin said 'this is my body, *points at tree* this is not, work on your aim, polock'"
~Benjamin 1:13
But you don't want to bone a skeletor"
~Craig 2:12, the Law of Beil
"You cannot grow a bean with a pencil
That is not how they grow in nature"
~Schimpf 15:16, the Law of Beil
"Urdle urdle urr"
~Schwam 12:1
"And so the prophet Benjamin and Kevin went outside and threw eggs at one another and Kevin said 'this is my body, *points at tree* this is not, work on your aim, polock'"
~Benjamin 1:13
by ChevelleINC1213 May 3, 2006
Get the Law of Beilmug. Oh Gawd, do we have to go to the klan in law's again? They have confederate flags on the lawn and KKK dishware.
by dERvMD July 18, 2017
Get the klan in lawmug. The Lee Law describes the natural phenomenon whereby the quality of a game is inversely proportional to level of enthusiasm and excitement displayed by Mr Lee.
Mr Lee: "Yo, you should play: Hypercharged: Unboxed"
Everyone: "This game is shit, Mr Lee, let's play something else, maybe on the Epic Store. I think the Lee Law is in effect here."
Everyone: "This game is shit, Mr Lee, let's play something else, maybe on the Epic Store. I think the Lee Law is in effect here."
by Professor Burt Strontium September 29, 2022
Get the Lee Lawmug. by saffron skies. June 3, 2024
Get the Cole's Lawmug. 
Get the step-co-sister-in-lawmug. by wimmie_g May 8, 2023
Get the Posie's Lawmug. 
Get the co-niece-in-lawmug.