Blow Job

The act of a man or woman sucking on another man's penis. This act is usually performed by first the man or woman kissing or licking (optional) down the man's abdoman. Next, the man or woman unbuckles the man's pants and pull them down to about above their knees. (This allows people to easier hide what they are doing if they might end up getting caught). Then, the man will pull out his penis. The other woman or man then licks the tip of the (possibly)erect penis. While gently messaging the mans balls the woman or man begins to lightly suck on the head of the penis. The act continues as the other man or woman begins to allow the penis deeper into the mouth and throat. The act usually ends when the man ejaculates into the other man or womans mouth. The recipient of the cum should ALWAYS swallow.

Sue gave jonny a long erotic blow job.

by Kinky8888888 March 19, 2007

hair job

A hand job given by a male with long, soft hair. A male drapes his long silky hair around another male's erection and proceeds with a normal hand job.

I can't get enough of my boyfriend's long blond mane. He gives really good hair jobs.

by nihonzaru November 10, 2005

snatch job

When a girl caresses the tip of a males penis with the tip of her fingers.

That girl gives the best snatch jobs.

by Gooey Buns December 2, 2007

Job Shopper

A person who, no matter how good their current job/position is, spends an inordinate amount of time trying to find a better job for more pay, less work, more interesting surroundings etc..

Wow, Fred has quite the nice gig over at the post office. God pay, decent hours, nice.

Yeah but he's trying to get a different job over at FedEx.

Why?

He's a job shopper. Never happy, grass is greener and all that.

What a dick. Order up!

by Bob Goatu May 24, 2009

Meat Job

Completely generic human being. Someone who lacks any real character or traits worth possessing. Listens to whatever band was popular that week and doesn't have real conversations. They are inferior to a real person in every social and mental way.

Wow. They should really take these Meat Jobs and chop them into soylent green. Thats the only use for them i can come up with at the moment.

by Merlin122 October 23, 2004

a rim job

A rim job is when a girl only sucks off your tip with purple lipstick, and a blue salad bowl on her head.

Oh god Hannah gave me a rim job last night at the party in the back room.

by CRACKCOCAINE1826 February 5, 2017

Bro Job

A sexual act performed during Bro Rape.

ex.1: "It flattens out the Bro Job..." -Blow Job Girl
ex.2: "Hey Chad, let's go up to my room and listen to Jack Johnson while we drink Nati Ice and give eachother Bro Jobs!" -Bro Rapist

by HillbillyMafia June 29, 2008