Porn

The source of every single persons happiness

I still have my dick out because I was just watching porn

by Dr.dudepersonmanwhoisnotawoman February 20, 2020

Porn

Stuff I love

I’m going to go jerk off to some porn

by Tfisdat March 15, 2020

orangutan porn

the shit a 8 year old beats their meat to after going to the zoo

Me: hey kid are you watching planet of the apes? i love that movie!
Kid: yeah
Me: why the fuck is Caesar butt-fucking Maurice?

Kid: im sorry for lying this is Orangutan Porn

by WENDSDEH July 26, 2024

porn soulmate

1. the porn star of your dreams, who you watch mostly, when watching porn.

2.your favorite porn star who you really wanna fuck badly.

Tyler: Aww man, I think I found my porn soulmate!

James: Really, who?

Tyler: Sasha Grey, god she is sooo hot.

by DevilRogue July 26, 2012

Porn

The best show there is

Mike:I cought on my favorite show last night

Bob:Oh really what is it

Mike:Its called porn

by Ihateithere_5547 March 14, 2020

Porn

Sexual material which destroys your brain by messing up your dopamine receptors, releasing extremely high amounts of dopamine, that nothing else can, causing you to not find anything else as fun, making you pretty much depressed and causes extremely unrealistic expectations for sex, but most people defend it as they are addicts themselves.

That coomer still watches porn? no wonders he's so depressed, and he hasn't even gone to easypeasymethod.org to easily help quit his sad ass addiction!

by knewyawkboi April 2, 2022

Ruin porn

Ruin porn is the leftovers after a nice porn.

"How can u ruin porn? ". "Watch it with ur mouth closed! "

by Porn ruiner May 22, 2018