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Facebook Rage

When a individual who suffers from facebook Fever has trouble accessing the facebook website resulting in a onslaught of verbal profanity and or physical damage to the offending computer or its components.
When my girlfriend (who has a bad case of Facebook Fever) couldn’t access her facebook login she exploded with "Facebook Rage." A verbal tirade laced with excessive profanity well simultaneously slamming the computer mouse over and over again against the computer desk.
by Harry James-Parker December 2, 2010
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Facebook Whisperer

One who can see through the facade of others' statuses, posts and comments on Facebook.
DB#1 - So what's up with you and Whatshername?

DB#2 - IDK, she seems cool and she's funny but always busts my balls if I don't post on her Wall for a day or two. Then she says she's only kidding. But me being the Facebook Whisperer and all, I know it's more than kidding.

DB#1 - She wants to fuck you.
by Total C game August 1, 2011
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Facebook joustin

The art of befriending a juice and then adding her as a friend so you can "keep it real" when she is deported back to her country of origin.
Joe was Facebook Joustin instead of working!
by VIP Pancho September 8, 2010
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Facebook exercibitionist

A person, usually overweight & out-of-shape, that always posts on facebook when they're working out (& often exaggerates their accomplishments).
John: "Just finished 5 hours at the gym."
Brian: "You Facebook exercibitionist! You've never even looked at a gym for that long."

Matt: "Just ran a marathon in 2 hours."
Brian: "That'd be a record for someone your size, you Facebook exercibitionist."

Jen: "Off to do yoga, then on to insanity cardio & P90X."
Brian: "I know you're trying to attract a man, but don't be a Facebook exercibitionist."
by Johnny Drama Johnson August 21, 2011
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facebook rapping

when a person is talking B.S about some one but not in person.
1.) Ew she ugly and she cant sing she needa cover her face up with a bag so no one can see her ugly face and who cares if im facebook rapping

2.)Man i wish her ugly booty would go sit her frisky butt down man she kill me how she gonna be so ugly it should be a crime just ew and yes this is facebook rapping cause i cant say nun of dis crap in person but i can talk it over internet

above was some examples and btw i dont facebook rap it was just examples
by MissBeautyDaOriginal August 20, 2011
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Facebook Inspect

When the same action is taken as Facebook stalking, but you intentions are not sexually driven.
"I wonder how my little cousin is doing"
"are you gonna facebook stalk her?"
"gross dude, im just Facebook inspecting"

good ol' facebook inspect
by mrab September 12, 2012
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nom de Facebook

A pseudonym you give yourself on Facebook so that you can avoid hearing from people from your past and/or maintain your professional image at work.
Bob Johnson’s nom de Facebook, Jim Boothe is working well for him. Sheila, his second ex-wife, hasn’t been able to find him online.

Mary has a high profile corporate law job. She developed a nom de Facebook so she can dish with her friends about Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus, as well as express her political views without worrying about repercussions at work.
by jayede June 28, 2010
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