Legends say that he is as tall as the empire state building, he is an absolute unit equipped with his greatest weapon, his bakery. He has extremely strong muscles and is a great kisser, he is extremely skilled in everything, he is the perfect friend and is an absolute player with women flooding from his pockets, some drool when they see his absolute bakery on full display. (Mostly his homies, they like to hit that shit weekly)
Girl 1: Oh my god! Is that the fabled David Huang? Omg I cant believe it, he is so handsome, tall and has a phat ass!
Girl 2: I would do anything for him to notice me, I cant see him because of his cake and he is so tall that my voice can't reach him!
David Huang: Don't worry ladies, I can hear you, but I must tell the truth, I only give my body to my boys, my homies, because I trust them the most and they hit that shit real good ya know what I mean?
Girl 2: I would do anything for him to notice me, I cant see him because of his cake and he is so tall that my voice can't reach him!
David Huang: Don't worry ladies, I can hear you, but I must tell the truth, I only give my body to my boys, my homies, because I trust them the most and they hit that shit real good ya know what I mean?
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