bavarian asshole

Pulling a natural Keith Dunwoody. Nonsensical, shit talking, run of the mouth kind of person.

Bavarian Asshole ~ This guy made no sense and wouldn't quit spouting off at the mouth. A real Keith Dunwoody move!!

by DunwoodyKD3 February 7, 2024

Wine Asshole

A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently forgets to do so.

I guess I'll run to the corner store to get some wine as the wine asshole strikes again.

by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023

Wine Asshole

A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently furthers to do so.

Well I guess I'll run to the store to get some wine, because the wine asshole strikes again.

by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023

Bleached asshole

Bleached asshole is a term used to describe a rude, angry person who tries to convince others that they are actually nice or better than others.

Sort of like a fake bitch.

Can you believe the way she treats people? She yells and acts morally superior. She’s just a bleached asshole and I hope no one falls for her play.

by She is Petroff February 14, 2024

narcissistic asshole

This can also apply to men other than straight men. The definition on here currently only has an example of "Girl 1" and "Girl. 2" It could also apply to "Man 1 and "Man 2" with the same example.

Man 1: "Isn't Dan so smart and cute? What a great guy to have on our team."

Man 2: "Totally. Until you realize he's a narcissistic asshole."

by Andrea the So-So June 15, 2024

Blue Asshole

Mating call for XO fans

Person 1: What do you think the 'blue asshole' even is, do you think?
Person 2: Dude I just sat down who the fuck asks that

by dandan7 November 25, 2024

Rambling Asshole

A "rambling asshole" is someone who goes on long, incoherent, or self-indulgent tangents while being dismissive, condescending, or rude to others. Their speech often centers on themselves or their opinions, disregarding others’ input or feelings. They tend to dominate conversations with little regard for how their tone or words impact the group.

"They were so obnoxious—just nonsense and buffoonery. I told them they couldn’t vape in my car, and you’d think I had demanded they quit nicotine cold turkey; a real rambling asshole."

by DeSoLu December 9, 2024