Playing President

Playing President is a discreet way of saying "to take a dump". If you play president, you're pretending to drop bombs into the Pacific Ocean.

BRB dude, playing president.

by georgedubya69 November 4, 2011

Natural State of Play

The Natural State of Play is the science of predicting the status of a womans Vagina using key indicators such as the Natural State of - Eyebrow Thickness, Eyebrow Length, Folicle Density, Colour, and other key indicators such as hair density on her arms, and other areas.

"Wow, I bet she'd have a great VJ".

"Are you kidding, she shaves her eyebrows, and look at how thick they are!" "She'd be fine when it's all primped and plucked, but after a few months she'll let herself go and the Natural State of Play will kick in and you'll have a Woolly Mammoth on your hands!!!!

by Benny Walker October 9, 2011

dirt play

Slang for ass play.

My girl was down for a lil dirt play last night. She’s a keeper.

by Princess BraidsaLot February 23, 2023

DV Plays

DV Plays Also known as the koolest roblox youtuber on the roblox platform

it really shouldn't be defined

DV Plays

by OfficialAnt March 10, 2023

play the hamonica

A way of saying, how about giving me a blow job.

Hey honey you want to play hide the bologna or play the hamonica?

by Batman's world March 12, 2023

sussy bakas play with tablet

my nice wallpaper

my wallpaper says sussy bakas play with tablet

by The first 6 keys in a keyboard March 12, 2023

smacking plays

making moves

drug dealer: i’ve been smacking plays and getting to the bag
innocent person: smacking plays?

by shmoney March 14, 2023