washing Muschine

the best thing to have if u have a step sis it has many tasks u can wash clothes get ur step sis stuck in there

-man my step sis got stuck in the washing muschine
-man of culture i see..

by zred2006 January 26, 2022

Bloke wash

instead of washing properly, just spraying excessive amounts of deodorant in an attempt to smell fresh and ready to go.

Mick- Quick let go, we've got some chicks to meet,
Paddy- dammit i haven't showered yet and i stink
Mick- no worries- heres my deodorant, -just have a BLOKE WASH and we'll get moving!

by pubstarz July 17, 2009

Ninja wash

The act of cleaning, drying and putting away something so quickly in succession, it appears to the onlookers as if you never even used the utensil at all, thus having the speed of a ninja, or chuck norris.

Chad: Yo Pete did you get any food?
Pete: Yeah! I finished already.
Chad: Then wheres your plate? I don't see it in front of you
Pete: Dan just took it.
Chad: I just checked the kitchen there's no dirty plates...
Pete: He must've done a ninja wash.

by Daanyal June 6, 2010

beef wash

The act of getting a blow job , oral sex

Yo that hoe didn't fuck but she gave me a beef wash.

by Beef steak Charlie May 7, 2018

washing machine

When someone's tongue makes an unpleasant repetative circular motion while performing oral sex on a woman.

Oh my god, he was a washing machine, I had to fake it to make him stop!

by Olivia E November 5, 2006

Ghetto Washing

Ghetto Washing, is where a person gets into a bath (or large container of water) with all of his washing (clothes or otherwise) and proceeds to go through the various phases of washing, during the spin cycle (the person will have to spin round violently at this point) the person may activate a convenience buzzer in order to let other people know that it is about to begin

Ghetto Washing is described above.

by IMonster September 20, 2006

Egg wash

Where two or more bald gay men shower together

I heard domonik and his dad had a egg wash last night.

by Fat old drongo May 15, 2019