jane-washed

when a square, socially awkward woman brain-washes you into thinking saying things like "gee whizz" or "kookoo bananas" are comical cool things to say.

person 1: gee whiz! that crazy little tike is kookoo bananas!

person 2: this bitch is so jane-washed

person 3: haha, i know huh! lets throw things at her later

by stagmire(: June 15, 2010

washing lures

A fishing term to indicate zero success - meaning no fish are biting the lures, so one is just out there dragging lures through the water to wash them off. The term can be applied to other areas of life.

Chuck: "Hey Mike, how were your proposals to change those operational procedures in the distribution center received?
Mike: No one responded at all, so I guess I was just washing lures..."

by clemence55 June 28, 2009

beef wash

The act of getting a blow job , oral sex

Yo that hoe didn't fuck but she gave me a beef wash.

by Beef steak Charlie May 7, 2018

cum wash

A way to wash your body by wiping cum (jizz) all over a loofa and rubbing it on your naked body. You can also wash your hair with it.

"Bro she was so drunk last night, she let me give her a cum wash!"

by Vag1na April 30, 2015

washing machine

When someone's tongue makes an unpleasant repetative circular motion while performing oral sex on a woman.

Oh my god, he was a washing machine, I had to fake it to make him stop!

by Olivia E November 5, 2006

Ghetto Washing

Ghetto Washing, is where a person gets into a bath (or large container of water) with all of his washing (clothes or otherwise) and proceeds to go through the various phases of washing, during the spin cycle (the person will have to spin round violently at this point) the person may activate a convenience buzzer in order to let other people know that it is about to begin

Ghetto Washing is described above.

by IMonster September 20, 2006

clam wash

Tea bagging, as performed by the female. The female version of tea bagging.

Ryan passed out so Kassie clam washed him!

by Jewbag October 12, 2013