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slam venue

A back room at home, a friends place down the street, a relative's attic, any place for a planned sexual expirience. Different from a bathroom blowjob or dumpster quickie in that a slam venue is used for sex after more formal encounter, like a date, or after "watching" a movie. Mostly applies to people who live with parents, or others who don't approve of casual sexual expiriences and can't do it at their place of residence.
1: So what did you and her do after the movies?
2: We went back to my grandams place and did it in the basement, it's the perfect slam venue when my family is around my place.
by 808state4lyfe July 11, 2012
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Venus

The second planet from the sun.
Facts:
Venus is about the size of Earth
Venus was named after the Roman god of love and beauty
Venus has an extreme runaway greenhouse effect
Venus stays a steady 860 degrees F (460 degrees C)
Venus rains acid and snows lead
Venus is a hell planet.
by meiscoolbutmofromscratch August 17, 2022
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venus

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming, did its people want too much too? did its people want to much?
venus? what's that?

-oh you didn't know? mitski invented a whole new planet, just for us
oh i see
-well then... nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody ooh, nobody, nobody, nobody
by meliza1234567890 July 14, 2022
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fountains of venus

The results of performing oral sex usually, or any means including PIV, fingers or toys, to bring a girl to orgasm when she has a full bladder. Ideally she holds her bladder until she acheives orgasm, but may be released when she simply cannot hold it anymore.

The result is usually the nuclear bomb motherlode of squirting.
Man, me and my gf were chuggin' beers last night. I went down on her and she hadn't used the toilet for over two hours. When she came, she gave me the fountains of venus in a major way! Had to replace my couch and carpet, goddam it.
by Malcuntent May 10, 2024
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Venus

The perfect girl. Every guy dreams about dating a Venus. She has the perfect balance on her sizes.
Although Venus is used to describe only blonde perfect girls, it can be used for other types of perfect girls, but it will confuse you if you do.
Guy 1: Wow, that's a Venus right there!
Guy 2: Her boobs are so perfect looking!
Girl 1: I wish I was a Venus
by Yugi5567 March 28, 2018
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by RedRibbonArmyDance February 26, 2025
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