Vajanus

When you see a girl that is so hot, you would have really rough sex with her. You would end up splitting her vagina into her anus, thus merging the two together. This would then create a vajanus.

Roger: Woah man that girl is hot.

Roland: Totally brah, I'd give her a vajanus.

Roger: Nasty. But probably true.

by Lolzenegger October 26, 2014

vaganus

when a womans gooch tears during birth from vagina to anus.you now have a vaganus.

"congratulations on your new baby boy, hows your vaganus?"

by hoodrichwitch February 14, 2015

vacant bird

a retarded woman.

Person 1: "She's such a vacant bird"
Person 2: "Thats so rude!"

by applejumbo July 16, 2016

Vagana

A trans woman's vagina.

I love my vagana (song by Helen Smash)

by felinestrange March 13, 2018

Vagangle berries

When a vagina ingests toilet paper it produces vagangle berries. Aka clitty litter and vag worms.

Me: I went down on my missus and came across some vagangle berries.

Mate: what did you do?
Me: spat em out and kept going
Mate spews

by rowdy89wa May 8, 2021

cat-valanche

To be pounced by multiple (more than two) cats simultaneously; to be E-pounced by more than two thread cat-owning posters.

"When I went over to Mrs. Chamber's house, I wasn't expecting to be cat-valanched by all her pets."

"When I signed up on the cat-lovers message board, I got cat-valanched by all the other posters."

by The Horn'd One April 18, 2009

vaganus

The entire area of the female anatomy comprising of the vagina, the anus, and all landmarks in and between.

after a long night of drinking, they get back to her place...
guy: im sooo wasted
girl: just stick it in me
guy: where do u want it
girl: i dont care, just stick it in my vaganus!

by ryder.b January 31, 2009