Jap Burn

Word used to describe the sensation while shitting out spicy mexican food until your asshole begins to look like th big red spot on the Japanese Flag
I need some vaseline for my nasty case of Jap burn.
by BlackBlazin94 March 02, 2007
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jap slap

Coming from old war movies wherein the American Soldier is being interrogated by the Chinks... basically as the American soldier starts to say something he is backhanded... This repeats until he emotionally breaks down...This word also comes to mind when i think about some of the stuff jessica simpson says... The other thing that comes to mind when i think about Jessica is hot steamy sex.
Jap:"ÄÄÀïÊÇ·¢ÉäÎ"
American Soldier : "Sho- *SLAP*"...
Jap:"ÄÄÀïÊÇ·¢ÉäÎ"
American Soldier : "Sho- *SLAP*"...
etc etc
by Jap Slap June 26, 2004
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cracker jap

"I'm late for the anime convetion!" yelled the obnoxious cracker jap.
by Kevy April 05, 2004
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Jap crap

A derogatory term used to describe pop culture from Japan (examples: Manga *pronounced "mahn-gah"*, anime *pronounced "ah-ni-may"*, Japanese clothing, music, food, ect.). It is used most often to insult a person who is interested in the Japanese language and culture.
Random bigot: What the h*** are you listening to Gackt for? Don't you know that it's total jap crap?

Me: Don't you know that "Jap" is a derogatory term that shouldn't be used? *mutters under breath: you narrow-minded baka*

RB: Like, OMG, you're swearing at me in that weird Chinese language!
by Tomoko-chan February 27, 2006
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Jap Slap

The "Jap Slap", as it has come to be called, is a constant. The Jap Slap IS, WAS, and ALWAYS SHALL BE. the Jap Slap, as most generally described, is the instinctual need to palm-hand someone. The name Jap Slap came to be right after the second world war. The world came to appreciate the Jap Slap as a fine art mastered by the Japanese.
-Your friend is telling crappy Chuck Norris jokes and has been for the last half hour. After putting up with his idiocy for this long a sudden blinding fit of rage comes over you and you "Jap Slap" him.
by DBLF December 30, 2010
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Jap Dick

Used as a synonym in the context of an expression equal to "not much" or "very little". Only really applicable when asked a question such as "what's up?" or "what are you doing". Based on the stereotype that the Japanese have small penises, and played on the modern response "jack shit".
Mike: Hey man what's up?
Shawn: Jap dick.

Billy: Yo, what are you doing?
John: Jap dick.
Billy: That sounds pretty gay.
John: No, it is an expression. It means not much or very little.
Billy: Oh, I get it! Like a Japanese dick! HAHA!
by Shonny Illuminati January 21, 2010
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Jap fucker

A Japanese person, or someone identified as being Japanese
Ichiro Suzuki is a Major League Baseball outfielder for the Seattle Mariners. Moreover, he is a Jap fucker.
by Daniel O'leary May 31, 2009
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