I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake.

Used when someone suggests doing something that is obviously dangerous and stupid.

"You should climb up it and jump off. Just remember to roll when you land."

"No thanks. I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake."

by abart May 1, 2010

An actual propper definition for once in my life

When an defition in the urban dictionary isn't a joke definition

Hey what the defiention for Pokimane
Well it quite negitive
Wow it An actual propper definition for once in my life

by EmberGoWild March 27, 2022

What am I doing with my life.

When you question life.

What am I doing with my life. I'm really bored.

by Johnny Bob James Jimmy February 22, 2018

What am i doing with my life

When you cum into your hands, (after jacking off to some weird shit) and look at your hands saying "what am i doing with my life."

After jacking off to sissy femboy hypno porn, Sean said "what am i doing with my life."

by Deffry January 18, 2021

What am I doing with my life

Why are you here?

“What am I doing with my life?”

by Just a guy who’s really bored January 25, 2019

my love life

An Empty pit of nothingness filled with ice cream and netflix

My love life love life is terrible. The closest I've gotten to a girlfriend in 3 years is the cashier. She was totally checkin me out. But alas Andrew j is still single.

by Loner4lyfe June 24, 2014

my fucking life

The kinda shit I do every day of my shitty house school and everywhere else

This is my fucking life

by Dumbass MHA fan 69 March 11, 2021