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Well I’m not moses
by Tehehe🤠 April 20, 2019
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When a young boy named Jose likes a young girl named Margaret and they go to see a movie and be awkward together.

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Hey, did you hear about Mose?
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Moses wears crusty dirty t-shirts, old jeans and weird cowboy boots. He has brown hair down to his chin. He wears glasses with thin rectangle lenses, and they're so dirty you can't even see through them.

He talks in a southern accent, but he doesn't live in a southern state, and wasn't born in a southern state. He also looks like he lives on a farm but he doesn't.

He seems to only have 4 different shirts, and wears the same boots and jeans every day.

His friend is a kid who plays dungeons and dragons in his mom's crusty basement.
“ew, wasn't moses wearing that outfit yesterday?”
by cherrycoIa September 27, 2019
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The smoothest of the black male species. A rare breed who possesses sporting talent and is also know as 'love doctor'.
I wish I had a Moses in my life *sigh*
by Biggie22 October 8, 2019
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A ugly slut who has a bad hairline and is desperate for anything. Is really bad at jokes and can’t control his self. Is not good at any sport . Does not really have a life. Is a loner. Doesn’t know what to say to a girl if he likes them and needs help. Is a fucking pervert. Is a bitch. Likes to get into drama. Is very awkward and creepy.
Ewwwww I’m glad I ain’t a Moses.

I’m glad I’m not Moses cause I can make the team.
by Julia_that flow May 3, 2018
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A fucking legend. cool, funny, and nice guy, can be too much of a stud to handle, add him on snap @mosethemeeper
Oh wow look it’s Mose!
by TheMeeper69 April 25, 2020
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A pretty cool guy. He's smart and also looks down on everybody else. Nice but a little bit judgmental. But will give you his homework if you ask.
1. I can't find my homework
2. ask Mose, he always will give me his
by Boudleaux November 11, 2020
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