Michael

when a guy ignores you for weeks after he gets upset

Lisa: how are things going with Luke?
Janet: Um, I called him out on his aggressive attitude and now he's pulling a Michael
Lisa: aw poor you

by redrubyroses May 25, 2018

Michael

Some sexy boul

He’s such a Michael.

by Bigdickdaddy47 December 23, 2017

Michael

Michael a big tall nigga that if you fuck with him you will regret it but if you his nigga you straight he will protect you and make sure you get what you need

Ayo who tf is Michael?
Oh michael is the person you should be cool with

by Lil big mike January 13, 2020

Michael

Michael is a guy that is strong with the nic (nicotine). He likes vaping juices that have 99% nicotine in them. Michael is that guy that doesn't follow the dibs rule and does not care about shotgun. He also fires cannon ball O's when vapes or smokes.

Togrul: Dibs first toke when it comes!
Michael: No I don't care about your dibs I got first *takes toke*

by Hardcigger010101 February 3, 2020

Michael

He likes wet farts.

It sounds like you had Michael.

by supersmarts October 8, 2020

Michael

Cool guy

Michael gets all the butches

by Imnotgay2477379 April 19, 2018

Michael

An amazing guy who has my heart. He is very handsome and is sleepy all the time ( I'm not complaining it's hot.) I love him so so much. I'm so happy I exist in the same generation he does. He's my heart and soul 💕

Michael is an amazing boyfriend

by Elizabeth 💕 June 19, 2017