Hairy mouth

The feeling that is created on the roof of your mouth after eating foods that burn the skin in your mouth because they are too hot. The burned skin hangs from the top of your mouth with a hair like feeling In your mouth.

Jim had hairy mouth for days after eating steaming hot pizza.

by Pmdono August 12, 2016

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Hairy Morris

1. noun, The realization that what was delivered as being good news is actually bad news.

2. verb, A deceptive sex act, where someone promises oral sex and then when the penis is presented to them they forcefully rip off the pubic hairs to inflict massive amounts of pain.

Example: John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.

1. When the company revealed its new policy of paying out vacation days, the employees realized that the policy was a Hairy Morris because it meant that they'd now have to use their vacation days as sick days

2. John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.

by wankybojango March 11, 2011

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