A person that will write obnoxious, rude, or irritating comments on your otherwise brilliant and insightful status on Facebook.
Status: my life long search for meaning is over and I finally understand everything.
Commenter: Hey! You got rejected from that girl last night n00b !
Damn you status bomber!
Commenter: Hey! You got rejected from that girl last night n00b !
Damn you status bomber!
by Musicassasin5 July 25, 2011
by Pocock August 14, 2017
When some one is stuck in traffic and has to take a shit. And instead of going outside the car to shit, you shit in your tupperware bowl inside your car and ruin your lunch.
by AFUSA February 03, 2023
A 20 ounce bottle of Mountain Dew spiked with 5 hour energy. A beverage made for the elite programmer, gamer, or weight lifter looking for a boost.
Man I was tired as shit this morning until I had a Dew Bomber! I got through a shitty day at school and more!
by SuperNoahZark December 31, 2010
It's the dopest drink that was ever invented and specifically designed to taste like apple cider. No one, and I mean no one can taste the alcohol in this drizzink. Be careful the Brenda Bomber has been known to make mother's drunk at fall bashes and tailgates.
by DonKidick October 08, 2021
When a person is telling a story and some wanker decides to take it's structure and proceed with their own shitty tale.
Jeff: I just had a killer shit
Greg: That's nuts man, tell me more
Kevin: I remember last Sunday when I had a shit and blood came out.
Jeff: No one was talking to you Kevin, you fucking story bomber.
Greg: That's nuts man, tell me more
Kevin: I remember last Sunday when I had a shit and blood came out.
Jeff: No one was talking to you Kevin, you fucking story bomber.
by That Other Guy's Nan December 20, 2013
I've just done the old Boston Bomber at Shaun's party, give it 20 minutes and this place will be cleared!!
by sb720 April 09, 2021