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starbucks drinker

A lawyer, teacher, professor, or any generally upper-middle class person who lives in a suburban town who has studied a certain subject but does not fully understand it, thus cannot have an effect while defending someone in court or teach about drugs, and so forth.
"I don't want some Starbucks drinker who's never seen the battlefield, I need someone who's actually been shot at." -Samuel L. Jackson-

Kids and teens won't listen to some Starbucks drinker lecturing them about drugs, gangs, or sex, they need to hear about it from somebody who's been there and done that.
by AragornElessar November 14, 2009
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Starbucks High

The sensation one receives after slamming a triple shot caramel macchiato. Side effects may include; trembling hands, massive head aches, and irregular heart beat.

Also known as a caffeine high.
Dude, I haven't had any caffeine in several months but today I just had to have grab some coffee and it gave me a massive Starbucks High!
by xGORBAGx January 21, 2009
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Starbucks single

Pathetic looking (gay or straight) male/female corporate yuppies, aged twenty or thirty something who go to Starbuck’s on a Saturday morning, order a vanilla flavored latte and sit down right next to a window with their laptops/notebooks, pretending to have heaps of work to be immediately done and emails to be answered, while all they’re doing is leering and waiting for someone to pass by and engage in a chit-chat in hope of a long term relationship.
Rob's a hopeless starbucks single.

Let's get a coffe to go and check out the starbucks singles.

My boyfriend used to be a starbucks single but he quit going there when we started going out.
by procrastinator2007 February 19, 2007
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starbuck snob

someone who stops by at Starbuck at the corner of the street every morning before getting into the office
But my day just doesn't get started off the right foot without Starbucks. I guess I'm a starbuck snob.
by yuor favorite aae July 26, 2011
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starbucks stir

When a Dominatrix takes a Starbucks coffee stirring straw and stick it into the tip of an erect penis and begins to stir the penis with the occasional flick to the tip of the exposed straw.
Dude I was at this girls house last night she asked if I've been Starbucks Stirred. When I said no she stuck a Starbucks straw in my dick and began to stir it.
by CJGoing October 16, 2019
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starbucks diva

A Starbucks Diva is a person who drinks Starbucks every day and looks down on anyone who doesn't.
by Your Local Lampshade May 5, 2016
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starbucks mommy

The yoga pants wearing, prancer sizing group of moms hanging out at Starbucks post yoga talking about how awesome their kids are.
Mom 1: Did you get Celesta started up in gymnastics yet?
Mom 2: We sure did. Her dance teacher said we needed to get her started before she was three if we really wanted her to be competitive.
Girl across Starbucks: I wish my husband worked 90 hours a week so I could be a Starbucks mommy. *rolls eyes*
by Torib82 April 6, 2016
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