charlie sheen

charlie sheen

charlie sheen is a character played by charlie harper

in charlie harper's "my dick and me" tv series he plays an old masturbation addicted pianist that lives in his brother's house and tries to avoid masturbation by unpayed prostitution, he is married to berta the housemaid and has alcohol addiction, he is often blackmailed by his 20 yrs younger mother for oral intercourse. the whole series is about his queen feministic experiences with females and his narcism that was caused by sheen's exwife rose lynskey prostata experiments on him
charlie harper gets 1 000 000 per episode on MY DICK AND ME playing charlie sheen
charlie sheen signed his contract for another 3 seasons of MY DICK AND ME on 18th of may 2010 after rumors that supposed that charlie have ended the career
by i own someth May 23, 2010
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To do a Charlie Sheen

The action of: doing drugs, drinking, partying hard and of course winning!
Guy:I'm going To Do a Charlie Sheen tonight and party hard!

Guy: I lost my job but, it's ok I'm doing a Charlie Sheen and winning!
by CMorganxx March 27, 2011
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Charlie Sheen Winning

Charlie Sheen Winning (also known as CSW for short) Is a disorder in which one feels that no matter what they do, they are always "winning" at life. CSW is quite similar to insanity except with CSW, you KNOW you're being crazy. You just don't give a fuck.
Micheal: "I have two porn star girlfriends who watch my kids and cook food while I do some nasty things to them in the bedroom! And I have NO idea what to buy next!"
Zack: "Damn man, you must be Charlie Sheen Winning!"
by Subzero88 April 26, 2011
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Charlie Sheen Syndrome

When a person gets paid much more than what they're objectively worth, thereby giving them a God complex. They become immortal and infallible in their own minds. Can often be seen in government employees and managerial staff.
You: "Can you please sign this paperwork?"
Boss: "I could...Or I could not, then blame it on you, then snort cocaine! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
You: "You really get paid too much for what you do...I suspect you have Charlie Sheen Syndrome"
by Darebearius March 03, 2011
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charlie sheen

a manwhore who is always drunk or high and has no respect for women
hes just like charlie sheen, a whore
by Clair H. June 10, 2015
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Charlie Sheen

A walking STD who tries to seduce vunreable women.
Charlie Sheen has aids!
by RobotWizard June 29, 2016
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Charlie Sheen

A chemical, drug-induced party sweat left in & on your clothing. Often after a party, but sometimes when you're at home watching internet videos at 5am.
After that New Years party, my blazer had a wicked Charlie Sheen.
by John Hollick December 31, 2014
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