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gone to slab

When a middle-aged woman finds that her torso has become one giant block of flesh with no definition from shoulder to butt. Caused by excessive tail-gating, lack of exercise, pounding Chardonnay and unhappiness with their frat lord husbands.
Oh no, looks like Jenny has gone to slab.
by Glen Jr December 26, 2022
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Slab

A mix between punching and slapping someone. To hit someone with a clenched fist and your elbow in the motion of a slap.
I could slab you so hard right now!
by Spnmoose February 8, 2019
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Slab

Frat boy, FERDA kind of guy, you see a group of them outside of the bar tryna holler
Damn look at all those slabs over there
by yourdadlikesanna July 6, 2025
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slab

a mix between a slampig and a slob. a nasty, dirty, skanky person
marisa earls is a slab!
by karen dildo December 7, 2010
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Slab

amazing insult created by Teddy Ecott-Thorogood
Rachael is a Slab
by reemteam123 July 12, 2015
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Skibbidy slime slabs

Sigma slabs for sigma slimes
To be in skibbidy slime slabs you need to be from o block
by Gnomiga September 3, 2023
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Slab

an unecessarily hateful/and or toxic minor that needs to learn to move on or seems to be incapable of forgiveness.
"oh my god shut up you fucking slab" "don't worry bro, hes just getting attacked by slabs"
by YourBoiNero April 26, 2021
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