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Steve wilks once more updated

A fucking booty ass coach for the bloody Carolina Panthers who's ass cannot hold down a single fuckin job because of his poor ass predictability this wanker most likely uses all the Madden rookie mode plays to coach American football to adults. It's baffling ti know that people keep giving him a bloody job and think he's a good coach he once became the head coach of the fucking aricoma cardbirdies but went 3-16 like a fucking idiot he is ge tried coaching the Browns but was very unsuccessful he then tried to coach for Missouri but most likely got fired for his incompetence no one should trust this muppet
Steve wilks once more updated:

Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)

(1 year later)

3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again

(6 months later)

The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory

(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here

*2 years later*

University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks

All the athletes: cries in terror

After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday

(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*

*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)

the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again
by Bleeding guns July 30, 2022
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Once in a bang time

This phrase is used to describe Bang Christopher Chan. You'll never meet anyone quite like him. A special human being. (once in a life time)
Stray kids leader is a once in a bang time person.
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Once

Phill: how many times have you activity

Tod: once
by Seicee November 22, 2021
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Once

The most sweetest fandom. ONCE is the official fandom name for the South Korean best girl group Twice. Once is a lovely, harmony and crEAtIVe fandom. The reasoning behind naming TWICE's fandom "Once" is simple and adorable: if fans love the group even once, the girls will repay them with "twice" their love!

Once doesn't oftenly argue with other fandoms. But if you try to mess up with them, you'll better PRAY THAT YOU WILL STAY ALIVE TOMORROW. They really love their girls. In return, Twice gives them love, hard work and amazing contents for them. Twice is the reason for Once to smile everyday.

Nine or none ✿
"Hey, you know ONCE?"

"Of Course! They are the best fandom ever. You better join Once fandom and stanning Twice for clear skin!!!"
by aylamyoui August 19, 2021
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Once upon a mattress

A term used when someone wants to elude to a sexual encounter between two of more people
Matt: "hey Sam, I heard you met someone new on tinder!"

Sam: "Once upon a mattress . . . "

Matt: "Say no more man, I know how this is gonna end."
by Sexual Conotations October 3, 2017
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co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law

1- Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Co-2C1R-in-law.
My co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021
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onc

person 1 - "bro she's a 10."
person 2 - "that's onc."
by thatsoncbro February 9, 2022
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